MOZERISMS
"Excellent!"
"Mozer here"
"Hello shoppers!"
"First in a party of thirty-two."
"Ha!"
"Don't make me laugh!"
"An den I sez to ha, jeet yet?"
"Anyone seen my keys?"
"Hey you kids!"
"Just cut my pizza into five slices...I can't eat eight"
"We're in a rush! Can we have the check please?"
"You can be young once, but immature for the rest of your life."
"See you in the future."
"Hello, fellow radio enthusiasts" -submitted by Chris Frone
"This pleases me." -submitted by Fred Gaudelli
"Mr. Mozer is my father, you can call me Bill"
